Alpa Chino

Alpa Chino is a fully-loaded former rapper, and current soldier within Tropic Thunder, who loves da pussy, and loves fighting any enemies who try to invade he and his allies' homeworld of Scorcher-6.

Prior to the Global Meltdown which occurred on August 13th, 2008, Alpa was a universe-wide rapper, known for loving da pussy and trying to sell his merchandise everywhere he went. He has sold out shows on numerous planets.

Alpa became a founding member of Tropic Thunder during the Global Meltdown, and continued to fight for peace and freedom all over Scorcher-6 for the next four-and-a-half decades, when, in 2043, he and the rest of the unit discovered the Revengers arriving on the planet, in search of their long-lost friend Harry Cockle. Alpa and the rest of Tropic Thunder soon joined in the fight against the Infinitus.

Alpa also has a boyfriend named Lance.